What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Maybe leave out

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Deuteronomy 17

You shall not bear false witness.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Lose lips shimk ships.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?